I found this rather funny list of the "Top 50 Possible Reasons I'm Not Emergent." Some hit too close to home... very funny. A few that amused me most:
46. I don’t like Rob Bell’s hair.
36. I heard you had to take yoga.
31. I’m not white.
30. I’m over 40.
29. I don’t have any cool, black eyeglasses.
28. I don’t like coffee or Guinness.
27. It’s immoral to smoke pipes or cigars.
24. I’m allergic to candles.
19. I’m not uber-cool. In fact, I don’t even know what “uber” means.
16. All they want to do is love. Where’s the truth in that?
11. I refuse to switch to Apple
I'm in trouble, especially since I don't like coffee or Guinness... but I have gone Mac and I'll never go back!
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