Reasons I'm not emergent...

I found this rather funny list of the "Top 50 Possible Reasons I'm Not Emergent." Some hit too close to home... very funny. A few that amused me most:

46. I don’t like Rob Bell’s hair.

36. I heard you had to take yoga.

31. I’m not white.

30. I’m over 40.

29. I don’t have any cool, black eyeglasses.

28. I don’t like coffee or Guinness.

27. It’s immoral to smoke pipes or cigars.

24. I’m allergic to candles.

19. I’m not uber-cool. In fact, I don’t even know what “uber” means.

16. All they want to do is love. Where’s the truth in that?

11. I refuse to switch to Apple

I'm in trouble, especially since I don't like coffee or Guinness... but I have gone Mac and I'll never go back!

A little guy humor...

So, I'm watching Comedy Central. This guy is flippin' hilarious. He mentions that he was confirmed a Lutheran, and that at his confirmation, he had to pick out a verse in the Bible that reflected his faith, and read it to the congregation. His verse?

Genesis 43:23
And he said, Peace be to you, fear not: your God, and the God of your father, hath given you treasure in your sacks.

Amen, right guys? :-)